Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Randomize
