i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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