they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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