I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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