I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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