I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
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It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
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This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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