I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
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Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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