He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
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By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
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i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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