he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
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He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
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Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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