we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Operation Purity has been aborted
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You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
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Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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