She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
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You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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