We're facebook friends in real life
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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