Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
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I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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