Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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