I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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