seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
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Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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