is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
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wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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