Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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