well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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