So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize
