she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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