Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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