we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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