You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
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Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
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He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
as a side note pls kill me
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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