meet me or not, i'm out of control
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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