idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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