He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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