Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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