I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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