ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I'm passing your future prison.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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