Sponge bath it is.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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