Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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