I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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