Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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