well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
All the doctor said was why
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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