No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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