That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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