Define "chronic" masturbator.
We got so high we made milksteak
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
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Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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