everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
