a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
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oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize