but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
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