I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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