return my video game
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Text me some of your sweat
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Randomize
