Got a toothbrush?
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You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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