come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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