im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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