Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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