pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
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I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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