I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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