so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
