question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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