So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
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