now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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