my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
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We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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