i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
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FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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