all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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