She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
