Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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