You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
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the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
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I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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