Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
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Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
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Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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