the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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